When your wife volunteers you before asking.
you buy bananas by the bunch... of bunches.
You're pulling 25 years of staples
You bought all the pies Walmart had on the shelf!
You're garage becomes a PTO craft room
your shopping cart has furniture.
When sorting candy counts as family time.
When 'family bonding' means staining lumber.
When 'Can you help for just a minute?' somehow ends with you on the roof.
you buy enough Little Debbies to feed a small army.
your vehicle stops being a vehicle becomes a mobile warehouse.